I hate a parade
I dislike parades intensely. I dislike the Thanksgiving Day parade most of all. Stupid fucking balloons, goobers from the 'burbs in their fur coats crowding the streets, the same brand name balloons taking up TV time.
Let me tell you about the parade: it sucks. It's usually cold, windy and they jam the streets with tourists who look up like they just came from the rain forests of Brazil.
I guess it's fun for kids, but to me, it is just an annoyance.
posted by Steve @ 2:00:00 AM