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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Oral Sex Equity, or What to Do if A Guy Won't "Go There..."

Some het men still will not munch either item in this photo.

From An Advice Column: Her Man Won't Go Down, but he Still Likes Getting His...

Okay, folks, time for a quick break from the Shrub, Iraq, and the generally bad state of the world for a diversionary post. And, since we just did the Iron Chef thread, that leaves only one topic up for grabs: S-E-X!!

Saw this article in another blog that links to an event board that I sometimes hit, and I was appalled...

A woman who obviously mistakes herself for a doormat or a crack ho wrote:

"Hi Moxie,I recently began sleeping with a guy I've known for a few years. We've hooked up only a few times. The sex is great, but he never goes down on me. But I always go down on him. He's always trying to get me to take his penis in my mouth when we fool around, but he never reciprocates.What does this mean?"

The blogadmin wrote underneath:

"I just got this e-mail this morning. The only time I've ever had a guy NOT go down on me is when he's been insecure about his abilities OR he ultimately just didn't care about my pleasure and was totally into himself. Honestly? It's a sign that "he's just not that into you." Or he's intentionally withholding for some reason, which sounds equally fucked up.Your thoughs?"

Well, you can follow the link and read the whole column for her reader's comments, but I'd like to hear yours.

Now, I can understand not going clam-diving only in TWO cases: The lady in question has a veneral disease that may be transmitted in that way and refuses to use a dental dam (or there are other factors about that may risk the health of either party), OR there is a majory hygene issue.

However, from the poster's letter, it just sounds like this guy is being a selfish prick.

Apologies in advance to our dedicated gay male readership if you fiind this post boring/repulsive/whatever. You're welcome in advance to our dedicated lesbian readership for a) giving you a subject to potentially elaborate upon and b) giving you a reason to thank your lucky stars that you're not het *grin*

Seriously, the only time in my life that I ever had to deal with a "no muff diving zone" sign from a guy it really was with an insanely selfish, psychotic jerkzoid who later dropped off the face of the earth (thankfully--he only got one visit to my domicile, but he was an obsessive freak) after he was caught breaking into his ex's apartment.

If nothing else, most Smart Boys know that a) giving a lady an orgasm earlier in the night takes a lot of pressure off for "the main event" and b) decent "oral debate" skills make up for any, um, underendowment issues quite a bit.

Okay, I'll stop now and turn over the mike to our audience. Sorry if I have scandalized anyone. Oh yeah, and if there are any hyper-conservatives out there who don't like this post (go back to LGF!!), me! Heh heh heh...

posted by Jenonymous @ 12:44:00 AM

12:44:00 AM

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