Oh, we got an October surprise alright

Please, Pat, indict me, please, I can't take this
anymore.
For months, people have been worrying about the "October Surprise".
We got it. Just not the one he thought it would be.
I'm just catching my breath, because I've never seen anything this fucked up without my friends and alcohol involved. Seriously. Everywhere you turn, it's some crazy shit going on.
What the fuck is happening? Retreating armies fall apart with more grace than the GOP.
Wow, who would have predicted this?
posted by Steve @ 3:54:00 AM