Funny celebrity news
Almost immediately after we heard Britney Spears was finally going to ditch her leach of a husband Kevin Federline, we heard of the now famous sex tape.
Federline has already been approached by a porn mogul in the U.S. to buy the tape, but choose to pass on the deal.
Now Britney Spears says she may just “give away’ a copy of the sex tape the couple made on their honeymoon two years ago.
“Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James,” said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket.
“Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.”
Federline has been saying the sex tape is four hours long, however, Price says the tape is closer to forty-five minutes.
When Spears met the new Vanilla Ice she was banging a married guy. But once she realized that she had a bum of a husband, months after the world realized same, her gambit to stop the freeloader by releasing a sex tape is both clever and funny. Like it would hurt her career. It would be a boon, look what it did for Pam Anderson.
Well, the bum has one pay day, a New Year's Day asskicking by John Cena of the WWE. live on RAW. Maybe his fake wigger ass might find a new career, punching bag.
posted by Steve @ 2:20:00 PM