You might have a problem
I wonder how many 62 year old fans he has
Woman, 62, Fights $1,431 Cable Porn Bill
Sat Apr 29, 6:29 AM ET
YONKERS, N.Y. - A 62-year-old retired schoolteacher is fighting with a cable company over a hefty bill for porn and gangsta rap programming she says she never ordered.
The charges of more than $1,000 appeared on Claudia Lee's February Cablevision bill, shortly after she bundled her cable TV, computer and phone services.
"They are harassing me and trying to make me pay for something I didn't do," said Lee, who lives alone.
She said she has been forced to pay $779 to the company and was told to pay $652 more or face having her services cut off.
"Every time I call, somebody tells me something different. They're not on the same page," she said Thursday.
Lee said the only regular visitor to her house is her 81-year-old mother, "and I don't think she wants to watch porn."
They suspended this once it was all over local TV. The lady didn't look like a Jenna Jameson fan to me. Obviously this is either a billing mistake, internal fraud or someone stole her cable. But I didn't think you could order pay per view with a stolen line and no remote.
Besides, PPV porn is 9.95 here in NY, at $10 a pop, that's 100 pornos. That's a LOT of porn to watch. Maybe they have an installer selling boxes and hooking people up on the side. Because this doesn't make sense otherwise.
posted by Steve @ 8:14:00 AM