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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Dumber than a pile of shit

C.R.E.A.M-Cash Rules Everything
Around Me

Kicking Arabs in the Teeth

Published: February 23, 2006

It's come to my attention that many of the foreign goods we import into our country are made by foreigners who speak foreign languages and are foreign. It's come to my attention that many varieties of hummus and other vital bread schmears are made by Arabs, the group responsible for 9/11. Furthermore, it's come to my attention that the Chinese have a menacing death grip on America's pacifier, blankie, bunny and rattle supplies, and have thus established crushing domination of the entire non-pharmaceutical child sedative industry.

It's therefore time for Chuck Schumer, Hillary Clinton, Bill Frist and Peter King to work together to write the National Security Ethnic Profiling Save Our Children Act, which would prevent Muslims from buying port management firms, the Chinese from buying oil and mouth-toy companies, and the Norwegians from using their secret control of U.S fluoridation levels to sap our precious bodily fluids at the Winter Olympics.

In other words, what we need to protect our security and way of life is a broad-based, xenophobic Know Nothing campaign of dressed-up photo-op nativism to show foreigners we will no longer submit to their wily ways.

Never mind — the nativist, isolationist mass hysteria is already here.

Let him say this shit in a New York City fiehouse and see how fast he can run.

If people connected to the IRA wanted to run our ports,we might say no as well.

But I guess dear leader says OK, so does Subcommandante Brooks

posted by Steve @ 12:58:00 AM

12:58:00 AM

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