grandpa probably knows more than this guyNuther "non-resume" from someone with no skills. This one is only slightly better than our tarot-card reading yogini from last time. The sad part is that twits like this got zillions of dollars in the dotcom boom...--Jen
Title: Dear Universe.
There is a willing person searching for a key position leading a high performance sales/marketing/alliances team for a brand name company in the San Francisco Bay area.
He is well qualified and ready to transform your efforts; effortlessly.
He connects best with enthusiastic, ethical, ambitious and extremely bright people who understand on an energetic level that creating corporate abundance is a process of inclusion, rather than exclusion.
He believes that those who find a reason to appreciate... and then over deliver consistent value will find the energy of many pulled into a loyal orbit around their organization's mission.
He is a passionate focused creator and..
Creative Problem Solver
Strategic Partner Alliances Creator
Online Marketing Strategies Visionary
Strategic Market Planning & Management
International Marketing Expertise
Team Builder and Trainer
Customer Relationship Expert
Requirements Analysis & Proposal Development Copy Writing and Graphic Design Expert
Solution Selling & Consultative Sales Intuitive
Contract Development and Negotiation
International Trade Shows and Promotions
Cross Cultural Ambassador
Leader: Enterprise Alliance Manager with extensive experience in negotiating partner relationships, managing technical alliances, developing & coordinating go to market strategies.
His core values and beliefs include:
responsibility & transformation
"The basis of your life is Freedom; the purpose of your life is Joy.
"You are free to choose to discover new avenues for your joy. In your joy you will grow; and in your growth you will add to the growth of All-That-Is. Anything that you can imagine is yours to be or do or have. Actions to be taken and money to be exchanged are by-products of your focus on joy.
Please contact him and say hello:
Is there a real job skill here? Just one? Like wiring Cat5E cable or setting up a wireless network? I can do both and I studied history at NYU and write for money. Is it any wonder this guy is unemployed. He wants to run something on a sea of bullshit. Well, things work differently now. I don't know what a solution sales is. And I don't think anyone can tell me. It's 2005, get some skills or explain to me the relevancy of competative saling to running a website.
If Kos can sit in his apartment, and dodge his todder son and run a successful business, why in God's name would I hire this clown? What does he do?
.If Jen didn't go on a hundred interviews with idiots like this, she didn't go on any. Now, I know this guy is looking for a job, but speaking for both of us, we're tired of these low skill hipster assholes act like someone owes them a job. It's all fucking buzzwords.