DW does Klingon
They let me out of the asylum on weekends. Klingon "ambassador" meets head of Detusche Welle
German radio starts Klingon service
By Alistair Coleman
BBC Monitoring
The Klingon ambassador dropped into Deutsche Welle's office
The German international broadcaster Deutsche Welle (DW) is celebrating 10 years of its online service by adding a new language to the 30 it already publishes - Klingon.
The language was developed for the Star Trek television and film series and is spoken by a warrior race of alien bad-guys from the planet Qo'noS.
In a futuristic leap, the Klingon pages appear on DW's web site under the date "September 2379", and describe Germany and the radio station at the start of the 21st Century.
The Berlin Wall has fallen, the Cold War has ended and Klingons - once the sworn enemies of Star Trek hero Captain Kirk - are now accepted as allies in the new world order.
And it is in this spirit that DW has launched its Klingon service.
Cars and football
The Klingon pages also have a serious side, publicising forthcoming additions to DW's web presence, such as a much-expanded Arabic service and an international weblog competition.
The pages describe Germany as a nation of car lovers and football fans, and "underline the station's philosophy of multicultural, intergalactic openness", according to DW director Erik Bettermann.
"We should celebrate our 10-year presence in the online universe with a cross-border language. This should help users from other galaxies get an impression of Germany."
The language was created in 1984 by linguist Marc Okrund for Paramount Pictures, and has caught the imagination of science fiction fans.
What the fuck am I supposed to say behind this shit? It's a good thing the borderline ill have a language of their own? Klingon? Yeah, right.
posted by Steve @ 6:17:00 PM